Saturday, November 24, 2012

Farm Humor

Farmer John and his wife Mary were sitting on the porch having a serious conversation.

Farmer John:  If I die before you, will you remarry?

Mary:  You know how I hate being alone. I probably will.

Farmer John:  Will you let him drive my tractors?

Mary:  Someone has to work the farm and keep it going so yes I would.

Farmer John:  I can understand that. It makes sense. Will you let him wear my bib overalls?

Mary:  Oh no! He's taller than you!

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